"Hmmn, she's sick again, how tiresome that must be for her. Some strawberries should help."
"Don't be silly, she should have Whipped Cream, it fixes everything."
"Strawberries have anti-oxidants and Vitamin C, what good will Whipped Cream do her?"
"It's pretty and it tastes good. See. And she's just sick again, she doesn't have cancer. Just bad luck with bacteria this month."
"It does look prettier this way."
"Told you so."
"Something's missing though. I don't really think this will do it."
"You may be right, but what's missing?"
"It is Mandatory. We shall get started immediately. This will fix it."
"Well, if they're going to do that, we should certainly do this."
"Hey! That's not healthy!"
"No but it's chocolate and it goes with coffee. It's the rule of 4."
"There's a rule of 4? I don't know that rule."
"Well then you just weren't paying attention. Coffee, chocolate, strawberries, whipped cream. You see how it works?"
"Trust me. The chocolate will make sure that this will fix it"
"OK! Everyone ready? Let's call her down - she'll be good as new in no time, or at least happier."
"Shouldn't she be writing for the Embarrassed Embassy tonight? She might not get to it if we interrupt her."
"It's OK. We'll make an announcement. Announcements solve everything that Whipped Cream and chocolate don't cover."
"Coffee is Mandatory."
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